HOT TAKE: it’s NOT the ten-year-in-the-making conclusion it was billed to be. It is Marvel-funny at times. If you have kids, use caution, it’s dark.
CAU: 3 (Pinoooooot Noooooir) Hot Take: Yeah, okay. Good effort. (Sincerely, not snarky.) https://youtu.be/cVx9EFK3DWE I saw “I Feel Pretty” tonight, on a Monday, by myself because one of my girlfriends already saw it (by herself) and my husband took a pass, which was probably for the best. The major takeaway from this movie was that... Continue Reading →
CAU: Like, an entire bottle of rosé. OMG, homies. I have just binge-watched ALL of Hart of Dixie and it's the sheeze. (Auto-correct just tried to say 'sneeze'.) (Furthermore, I feel like maybe you respect me less for that first line, but frankly my darlings, I don't give a damn.) Okay, I'm willing to admit... Continue Reading →
CAU: 0 So the other night I was thinking about my experience at the Outlander PaleyFest panel I went to in LA on March 12th. I was also drinking. Thinking-and-drinking sometimes breeds inspiration for a funny idea, which is what happened that night. At PaleyFest, the Dolby theater was full of titillated women feverish with anticipation... Continue Reading →
So the other day a group of my girlfriends were talking about Fifty Shades of Grey (as girlfriends do from time to time and usually it ends up with me going off on how everything in life has become crap since I got the news that Charlie Hunnam dropped out, but anyway). I brought up that... Continue Reading →
You're flipping through the channels and absently land on a movie starring two really attractive people and find yourself wondering, "Is this a movie based on a book by Nicholas Sparks?" Well, no need to pull up IMDB. Just answer these 10 simple questions and you'll know without a doubt if you're watching "The Sparks" fly. 1)... Continue Reading →