“NO! WHAT!? Was this posted April 1st!?” was exactly my first response to the news that Regé-Jean Page would not be reprising his role as the Duke of Hastings in future seasons of the Netflix delight, Bridgerton
HOTTAKE: My #2 favorite (current) DCEU movie CAU: 1.5 (the bartender had a heavy hand on the vino) So Guardians of the Galaxy was like if you took a man-child and made him into a hero. This is like if you took a man-college-meathead and made him into a king. A couple of fun, slightly... Continue Reading →
Taylor Swift Reputation Tour: Review
HOTTAKE: Fun show but felt a little inauthentic. It was definitely fun. The stage and sets were a full tilt spectacle! She sang well, she looked amazeballs, she talked a little too much, and bless her soul, despite her best efforts, she dances like a cardboard cut out. I’m sorry Taylor, ya do. And because... Continue Reading →
Marvel, You Sons-a-Bishes…
HOT TAKE: it’s NOT the ten-year-in-the-making conclusion it was billed to be. It is Marvel-funny at times. If you have kids, use caution, it’s dark.
I Feel Pretty: First Movie Pass Use
CAU: 3 (Pinoooooot Noooooir) Hot Take: Yeah, okay. Good effort. (Sincerely, not snarky.) https://youtu.be/cVx9EFK3DWE I saw “I Feel Pretty” tonight, on a Monday, by myself because one of my girlfriends already saw it (by herself) and my husband took a pass, which was probably for the best. The major takeaway from this movie was that... Continue Reading →
Baby Groot and Bad Video
ErMahGerd! The new trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy vol.2 must be sprinkled with crack, because I'm addicted.
Haircuts and Emotions with Miley Cyrus
CAU: 0 (damn y'all it only lunchtime...) Not all of us have had second thoughts about our decision to twerk upon Robin Thicke nor sparking a J live on European television. But Miley, when it comes to the aftermath of committing to bangs, we feel you girl... About four years ago I cut off 11 inches of... Continue Reading →
A Thank You Note to the Critics of Batman vs Superman
CAU: 3.5 I anticipated the arrival of Superman vs Batman. I eagerly looked forward to it. But after its release the reviews started coming in...and they weren’t all positive. Many of the “fanboys” who were admitted to the release loved it—the critics, not so much. Being a moderate fangirl, I bought my tickets in advance... Continue Reading →
Why Ladies Being Mad About Jamie Spanking Claire Shouldn’t Be Surprising
CAU: 3 Okay. So I’m watching the newly-released Outlander DVDs of season one part two (Yipee!) with the podcast audio commentary on from Ron Moore and Matt Roberts. There was a comment they made about when they played the spanking scene for “the room” they were surprised that the women wanted it played darker. They... Continue Reading →
Hells [Blue] Bells, Can We Talk About ‘Hart of Dixie’?
CAU: Like, an entire bottle of rosé. OMG, homies. I have just binge-watched ALL of Hart of Dixie and it's the sheeze. (Auto-correct just tried to say 'sneeze'.) (Furthermore, I feel like maybe you respect me less for that first line, but frankly my darlings, I don't give a damn.) Okay, I'm willing to admit... Continue Reading →