CAU: 4 Okay, I've got Outlander beef. Dammit, I don't want it, but I've got it. I'm going to preface this by saying that it comes from a place of love for Outlander on Starz, that's how I got to the books. I love Outlander (books and show) enough to fly 1500 miles to go to... Continue Reading →
New from Outlander Pharmaceuticals
CAU: 0 So the other night I was thinking about my experience at the Outlander PaleyFest panel I went to in LA on March 12th. I was also drinking. Thinking-and-drinking sometimes breeds inspiration for a funny idea, which is what happened that night. At PaleyFest, the Dolby theater was full of titillated women feverish with anticipation... Continue Reading →
Fifty Shades of Twilight: 50 Ways They’re the Same Story
So the other day a group of my girlfriends were talking about Fifty Shades of Grey (as girlfriends do from time to time and usually it ends up with me going off on how everything in life has become crap since I got the news that Charlie Hunnam dropped out, but anyway). I brought up that... Continue Reading →
10 Warning Signs That You May Be Watching a Nicholas Sparks Movie
You're flipping through the channels and absently land on a movie starring two really attractive people and find yourself wondering, "Is this a movie based on a book by Nicholas Sparks?" Well, no need to pull up IMDB. Just answer these 10 simple questions and you'll know without a doubt if you're watching "The Sparks" fly. 1)... Continue Reading →
Christian Grey Has Light Hair, Dude
CAU:2 Ever since the casting for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie was announced, people have been losing their freakin' minds. Now, in the interest of full disclosure (and in part to pat myself on the back) I have to tell you that I've been pulling for Charlie since I heard the book was optioned... Continue Reading →