HOT TAKE: it’s NOT the ten-year-in-the-making conclusion it was billed to be. It is Marvel-funny at times. If you have kids, use caution, it’s dark.
Marvel, You Sons-a-Bishes…
I Feel Pretty: First Movie Pass Use
CAU: 3 (Pinoooooot Noooooir) Hot Take: Yeah, okay. Good effort. (Sincerely, not snarky.) https://youtu.be/cVx9EFK3DWE I saw “I Feel Pretty” tonight, on a Monday, by myself because one of my girlfriends already saw it (by herself) and my husband took a pass, which was probably for the best. The major takeaway from this movie was that... Continue Reading →
Baby Groot and Bad Video
ErMahGerd! The new trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy vol.2 must be sprinkled with crack, because I'm addicted.
A Thank You Note to the Critics of Batman vs Superman
CAU: 3.5 I anticipated the arrival of Superman vs Batman. I eagerly looked forward to it. But after its release the reviews started coming in...and they weren’t all positive. Many of the “fanboys” who were admitted to the release loved it—the critics, not so much. Being a moderate fangirl, I bought my tickets in advance... Continue Reading →
Fifty Shades of Twilight: 50 Ways They’re the Same Story
So the other day a group of my girlfriends were talking about Fifty Shades of Grey (as girlfriends do from time to time and usually it ends up with me going off on how everything in life has become crap since I got the news that Charlie Hunnam dropped out, but anyway). I brought up that... Continue Reading →
10 Warning Signs That You May Be Watching a Nicholas Sparks Movie
You're flipping through the channels and absently land on a movie starring two really attractive people and find yourself wondering, "Is this a movie based on a book by Nicholas Sparks?" Well, no need to pull up IMDB. Just answer these 10 simple questions and you'll know without a doubt if you're watching "The Sparks" fly. 1)... Continue Reading →
Television, It’s Bringing Drama Back
CAU: 0 Giggity! The fall television season is is picking up steam and I'm loving every minute of it! The folks at FX/Sons of Anarchy are bright, they start up early in the season and get that Tuesday 10pm slot on lockdown. But now we're getting peppered with season and series premieres and I'm getting... Continue Reading →
Christian Grey Has Light Hair, Dude
CAU:2 Ever since the casting for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie was announced, people have been losing their freakin' minds. Now, in the interest of full disclosure (and in part to pat myself on the back) I have to tell you that I've been pulling for Charlie since I heard the book was optioned... Continue Reading →
Hollywood Fodder 